+chem

a few rules from 1001 rules for my unborn son.

• be sincere.be brief. be seated.
• after writing an angry email. read it carefully. then delete it.
• if you trip in public. don't blame the sidewalk.
• i am not going to sit on my ass as events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. i'm going to take a stand. i'm going to defend it. right or wrong i'm going to defend it.
• if you need music on the beach. you're missing the point.
• a gang isn't a gang without a cool girl in it.
• carry two handkerchiefs. one in the back pocket for you. one in the breastpocket for her.
• be like a duck. remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

i obiviously fail in life. so i strive as hard as i can to not let anyone down my path. and drag anyone out of it if they are.

don't get sick. i desperately need an advisor.